The Liverpool players were put through their paces at Melwood on Friday ahead of the clash with Manchester United - and our photographer was there to get these great snaps.
Captain marvel back in the first team tomorrow...?
Carroll: See lads, I told you I could run with the ball.
Gerrard, Maxi and Kuyt think: why the f*&k don't you do it in a game then?
Is Vidic having nightmares yet...?
Kenny: Your Brazilian...?
Lucas: I know, I was as surprised as you!
Gerrard is thinking about what to have for dinner whilst Henderson checks out the totty on the sidelines. Spearing is just reminiscing about cleaning Gerrard's boots.
Jamie? At the front? Of a foot race? They must be running backwards!
Johnson: See, I told you I can be in two places at once!
Kuyt: Now come on, just f*&koff lads!